Episode 249: Dominated by Conan O’Brien

Alright, chat, We’re back with a Robert De Niro impression that doesn’t have legs, a hostile takeover of Schrab Home Video, and a heartfelt discussion about whether saying “chat” out loud in real life is a bit or a cry for help. Spencer breaks down why this podcast is basically a turtle? Surviving 249 episodes purely by refusing to move, grow, or improve, because maybe, just maybe, the Spleen bit has plateaued.

Then it’s soda review corner, where we crack open an Italian blood orange beverage and a Canada Dry strawberry ginger ale, and we workshop a full unified theory of why “refreshers” are taking over gas stations. From there we spiral into an extremely legally-vetted, extremely non-political metaphor involving an uncle, a barbecue, a stroke, six million dollars of prime rib, missing missiles, and Crazy Jeff doing butterfly knife tricks near the children… pure coincidence if any of it sounds familiar.

We also get into some real talk about masking, meatspace vs. podcast-space personalities, psychic drawings, being wrongly (or rightly??) diagnosed as bipolar via email, and why internet micro-celebrities are the new tabloid targets now that actual celebrities are too rich to care. Grab a refresher and settle in. Nothing happens, but it happens with maybe a good episode.

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Starring: Spencer Crittenden and Kevin Day
Executive Producer: Kevin Day
Director: Kevin Day
Distributed by: Schrab Home Video